The Kingdom of Womble 4952 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.757 billion Womble 4952ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Womble 4952ian economy, worth 407 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,485 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,605 per year while the poor average 2,914, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 4952's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 4952 is ranked 232,312^th in the world and 6,178^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.